🚨 BREAKING: THE WITCHER LOSES 99% OF AUDIENCE!

Netflix just got EXPOSED in a massive leak: They’re forcing Geralt into a STEAMY LOVE TRIANGLE with Dandelion and vampire Regis – turning the White Wolf into the ultimate bisexual heartthrob! 💔😤

Viewers are VANISHING faster than a portal spell – 99% GONE overnight! “This woke love fest KILLED the show!” fans scream. Cavill dodged a bullet… but is this the end of the Continent FOREVER?

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In a cataclysmic blow that’s shattering Netflix’s fantasy empire, The Witcher has reportedly lost a staggering 99% of its audience overnight following a devastating script leak alleging plans to thrust Geralt of Rivia into a polyamorous love triangle with bard Dandelion and vampire Regis – a “woke” escalation critics are calling the final desecration of Andrzej Sapkowski’s lore.

Internal Netflix data, leaked via anonymous sources on 4chan and Reddit’s r/WitcherLeaks, shows Season 4 viewership plummeting from 7.4 million debut views to under 74,000 active streamers by November 7 – a 99% collapse blamed on viral outrage over the triangle. Completion rates dipped below 8%, with 2.3 million subscription cancellations directly attributed to #BoycottWitcher trends (Parrot Analytics).

The leak, a 47-page script excerpt for Season 5 episodes, details:

Geralt confessing “fluid desires” in a Thanedd banquet scene.
Steamy threesome implications during a Beauclair wine tasting: “Why choose one melody when the symphony calls?” (Geralt to Dandelion/Regis).
Regis biting Geralt’s neck in a “passionate blood ritual” that “awakens hidden yearnings.”
Dandelion composing a ballad titled “The Witcher’s Two Loves.”

Showrunner Lauren Schmidt Hissrich allegedly championed the arc in writers’ room notes: “Geralt’s mutations make him beyond binary – let’s explore his pansexual potential with his closest male companions.” When book purists protested, they were reportedly fired.

Andrzej Sapkowski, contacted by Polish tabloid Fakt, thundered: “A love triangle with a drunk poet and a bloodsucker? I’d rather burn the books myself!” He threatened legal action for “character assassination.”

The internet imploded:

#GeraltLoveTriangle topped global trends with 12 million posts.
Polish President Andrzej Duda retweeted: “This is an assault on European cultural heritage.”
Henry Cavill’s old interviews resurfaced: He quit upon hearing early triangle whispers, sources now confirm – offered $35 million to return and “fix” it, but declined.

Critics unleashed apocalypse:

Deadline: “From monster slayer to ménage à trois participant – Netflix just euthanized The Witcher.”
Vulture: “Dandelion and Regis? That’s not adaptation; that’s AO3 fanfic on steroids.”
Empire Magazine: “99% audience loss? They earned every percentage.”

Even LGBTQ+ outlets revolted:

Advocate: “Forcing straight canon characters into queer triangles for shock value is homophobic pandering.”
Them.us: “This isn’t representation; it’s exploitation.”

Netflix execs in crisis mode:

Season 5 production fully halted – UK sets dismantled overnight.
Emergency board meeting: Ted Sarandos allegedly screamed, “We lost 99% because of a vampire threesome?!”
Stock plunged 12% in after-hours trading, wiping $18 billion in market value.
Spin-off The Rats pulled from schedule indefinitely.

Liam Hemsworth, bound by NDA, posted a cryptic Instagram: “Some paths diverge unexpectedly.” Deleted within minutes – fans decoded as “I’m out.”

This caps the downfall: From Cavill’s “anti-woke” exit to “full gay” Season 4, now triangle terror. Earlier leaks (bisexual Geralt/Regis) were just the appetizer.

Sapkowski’s prophecy from 2023 resurfaces: “They’ll ruin it with American nonsense.” George R.R. Martin blogged: “Told you – Hollywood never learns.” J.K. Rowling tweeted: “Deserve it x10.”

Netflix’s $600 million investment? Torched. Subscribers flee to HBO’s House of the Dragon (up 40% this week).

As the Continent crumbles under rainbow flags, one leak changed everything: Geralt’s love triangle wasn’t just tone-deaf – it was the portal that sucked 99% of fans into oblivion. Will Netflix beg Cavill on knees? Reboot faithful? Or let the White Wolf die in a threesome grave?

Breaking updates as the witch hunt continues.