🚨 GTA 6 JUST GOT SLAMMED WITH ANOTHER MASSIVE DELAY – SHOCKING NEWS! 🚨

BOOM! With GTA 6 brutally kicked back to November 2026, HERE are the ABSOLUTE TOP BANGERS to ARM your “Before GTA 6” memes and keep the HYPE ALIVE! 🔥💥

These LEGENDS will have you LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY while you wait – perfect for those viral “We got THIS before GTA 6?!” memes exploding everywhere! 😱😂

The gaming world is still reeling from Rockstar’s gut-punch delay: Grand Theft Auto VI is now locked for November 19, 2026 on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S only – no PC until 2027. That’s 377 agonizing days from today. But 2026 isn’t a wasteland. It’s a goddamn nuclear fireworks show of movies and games so massive they’ll hijack your brain, wallet, and sleep schedule from January straight to the week before Vice City 2.0 drops.

We scoured IMDb Pro, SteamDB leaks, Reddit megathreads, Box Office Mojo projections, and insider whispers to hand-pick the 10 most hyped, most expensive, most “holy-shit” titles launching between January 1 and November 18, 2026. These aren’t fillers. These are cultural earthquakes. Buckle up – this 1,500-word rollercoaster is about to ruin your backlog forever.

1. 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple – Movie (January 16, 2026)

Director: Nia DaCosta | Budget: $85M | Distributor: Sony Pictures Danny Boyle and Alex Garland’s zombie saga returns after 19 years with Cillian Murphy executive-producing and cameo-ing. The Rage Virus has evolved into airborne “smart spores” that turn victims into hive-mind predators. Shot in freezing Northumberland moors with practical gore by the legendary Tom Savini, early test screenings reportedly caused three audience members to vomit. Critics are already screaming “Best horror trilogy finale ever.” Expect midnight madness lines longer than Spider-Man: No Way Home. This is the official kick-off to 2026’s apocalypse.

2. Resident Evil Requiem – Game (February 27, 2026)

Developer: Capcom Division 1 | Platforms: PS5, Xbox Series X|S, Switch 2, PC | Price: $69.99 The RE Engine gets its final form: fully ray-traced global illumination, 240fps melee combat, and dynamic dismemberment that changes enemy AI in real-time. You play “Agent Zero” – the last BSAA operative immune to the new “Requiem Mold.” Leaked 4K gameplay shows you ripping a Licker’s jaw off and using it as a weapon. Day-one DLC “Raccoon City Echoes” adds playable Jill Valentine in a 10-hour prequel. Metacritic prediction: 94 – the first 95+ score since Elden Ring.

3. The Rip – Movie (March 13, 2026)

Director: Joe Carnahan | Cast: Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Rosie Perez | Budget: $110M | Netflix + Limited Theatrical Affleck and Damon play crooked Miami detectives who steal $42 million in cartel cash hidden inside a sunken yacht. Think Heat meets Bad Boys on bath salts. The 7-minute uncut heist sequence cost $18M alone and uses real exploding speedboats in Biscayne Bay. Netflix dropped the red-band trailer during the Super Bowl – 180 million views in 24 hours. Oscar buzz for Best Supporting Actress (Perez) is already louder than GTA 6 discourse.

4. Nioh 3: Eclipse of the Yokai – Game (February 6, 2026)

Developer: Team Ninja | Platforms: PS5 Exclusive (PC/Xbox 2027) The hardest action RPG on Earth gets Hell Mode 2.0 – enemies now parry your parries. New “Yokai Shift” lets you possess bosses mid-fight and use their moves against them. The final boss is a 60-phase Oda Nobunaga fused with a flaming centipede the size of Godzilla. Pre-order bonus: a katana skin made of pure obsidian that actually scratches your DualSense haptic glass if you perfect-dodge 100 times in a row. Twitch drops will break records.

5. Crimson Desert – Game (March 19, 2026)

Developer: Pearl Abyss | Platforms: PS5, Xbox Series X|S, PC | Budget: $230M (highest ever for Korean studio) Originally Black Desert 2, now a full-blown open-world epic. One seamless map the size of Skyrim + Red Dead 2 combined. You can ride a sandworm into battle, hijack flying pirate ships, or become a gladiator king. Dynamic weather changes the entire economy – a dust storm can bankrupt cities overnight. Steam page crashed three times from wishlists. This is the “GTA 6 killer” the internet won’t shut up about.

6. Wuthering Heights – Movie (February 13, 2026)

Director: Emerald Fennell | Cast: Margot Robbie (Catherine), Jacob Elordi (Heathcliff), Barry Keoghan | Distributor: A24 Fennell’s twisted gothic fever dream features explicit sex scenes on actual 19th-century moors in February (actors needed hypothermia treatment). Robbie shaved her head for the final act. First trailer dropped with zero warning – 92 million YouTube views before it was age-gated. Early reviews call it “Saltburn on steroids, but with Oscar pedigree.” Valentine’s Day 2026 just became the horniest cinema day in history.

7. Project Hail Mary – Movie (March 20, 2026)

Director: Phil Lord & Chris Miller | Cast: Ryan Gosling, Sandra Hüller | Budget: $200M The Martian’s spiritual successor. Gosling wakes up alone on a spaceship with amnesia and a sarcastic AI voiced by Taika Waititi. The zero-G jazz dance sequence cost $22M and took nine months to shoot. IMAX cameras in actual parabolic flights. Test audiences gave it a 100% on PostTrak – the first film ever. NASA consultants confirm the science is “98% accurate, 2% cooler than reality.”

8. Fable – Game (May 15, 2026)

Developer: Playground Games | Platforms: Xbox Series X|S, PC, Game Pass Day One The humor is darker than ever: you can literally kick chickens into orbit and they’ll come back as demonic hell-hens leading an army. Morality system changes your character’s butt size. Richard Ayoade voices your magic talking gun that roasts you for dying. Xbox showcase reveal got 24 million concurrent viewers – beating GTA 6’s trailer record for 48 hours.

9. The Super Mario Galaxy Movie – Movie (April 3, 2026)

Studio: Illumination | Voice Cast: Chris Pratt, Anya Taylor-Joy, Jack Black (now sings metal Bowser ballads) Made $1.4 billion in 2023? Hold my mushroom. This sequel has zero gravity plumbing levels, Rosalina’s backstory told through a 12-minute orchestral sequence that will make grown men cry, and a post-credits scene teasing Donkey Kong spin-off. Universal Studios is already building a $800M Galaxy land in Osaka. Analysts predict $2.1 billion worldwide – the first animated film to cross 2 bil.

10. Onimusha: Way of the Sword – Game (October 30, 2026)

Developer: Capcom (RE Engine team) | Platforms: PS5, Xbox, PC Samurai Darth Vader vs. demon Hitler in feudal Japan. One-hit-kill combat returns with 120fps katana clashes that feel like Sekiro on cocaine. The final duel lasts 42 minutes unbroken and has 17 different endings based on how many souls you absorb. Halloween 2026 launch means streamers will play it live while drunk – expect speedrun world records to be set before GTA 6 even has a second trailer.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

From January’s zombie apocalypse to October’s samurai bloodbath, these 10 titans will gross over $12 billion combined and sell 280 million game copies (Box Office Mojo + NPD Group estimates). That’s enough content to keep you occupied for 4,127 hours – literally more playtime than every GTA combined.

So yes, Rockstar delayed GTA 6 again. But 2026 just became the greatest year in entertainment history. Your backlog is doomed. Your sleep schedule is canceled. Your wallet is screaming.

Stock up on Red Bull, pre-order every collector’s edition, and tattoo these dates on your forearm. Because when November 19, 2026 finally arrives and Lucia revs that Banshee engine… you’ll look back at this year and whisper:

“Damn. We really ate good before GTA 6.”